"Greetings. I don't think I need to introduce myself to you since you, clearly, must know who I am. However, I have a few questions for you, and I would appreciate a hasty response. Do you have an appointment? No? Hm. My sincerest apologies, but I am a very busy man with more important things to attend to. You have five minutes to vacate the premises before I have my friends escort you. And trust me. You will not like it. Good day to you."